Pooping Buddy

[Port]

I am coming closing to the 11:30 hour of pooping power. Yesterday, dropped my load at 12:30. Very clean poop, lot of gas with virtually no aroma. Turds ejected in single order one straight shot after another.

[Othello Harrington]

This morning I had one of the Vietnam shits that increase the temperature and humidty of the bathroom.

[kingoffighters]

I haven't gone this morning, I am saving it for a rainy afternoon.

[Josh]

I cheat the system entirely and put 3 sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before I lay the smack down.

Ah... the Venus Flytrap, a fine technique for beginners.

[Tones]

Yesterday there was a guy on his phone in the next stall over talking to his girlfriend or mother or something. I made sure to shit as loud as possible.

[Andrew]

At work, we refer to shitting at work as "breaking Protocol No. 7." It's a protocol that must be adhered to at all times, as the condition of the workplace shitter is less than admirable.

Unfortunately, we do break the protocol quite often. I did it twice last week.

[Cowutopia]

I'm about to solve my onion farts by taking a monster shit.

I'm excited.

[Grave]

I took the most brutal shit just now. It was terribly painful, but the end result was a beautiful combination of poop shapes and textures. I had to yell at a roommate to go get me my phone so I could take a pic. It needed to be documented.

[Cowutopia]

They should have sent a poet.

[Othello Harrington]

Went to Cav's game, drank beer. Now I woke up with the infamous middle of the night vinegar shits.