Pooping Buddy

[Cowutopia]

I swear to god I didn't realize MarsKitten made my exact same joke in the Rule 34 thread 12 hours ago.

[Pineapple]

I only shat once today, and it was relatively small considering how much I ate last night.
I deserve a friggin award for that.
I shit about 8-9 times a day, on average.

[Cowutopia]

You have a problem.

My dog shits less than you.

[Pineapple]

most living creatures do.

[Othello Harrington]

I shit 2-3 times a day, sometimes four if a pull a double banger in the morning.

[Cowutopia]

I shit once a day.

Tops.

[Othello Harrington]

You should eat more.

[Pineapple]

Pepto Bismol ensures I poop less, but I can't think of a single day in the past 2 years that I've gone less than 2 times in a day.

[Cowutopia]

I eat 2-3 meals a day with ample snacking in-between, but generally only dinner is a large meal, and right around dinnertime is when I usually drop the browns off.

[Othello Harrington]

In New York it's called dropping the Knicks off at the pool, not the Browns.