Pooping Buddy

[Pineapple]

Higher standards imo.

[stormy]

I love shitting at work. I always figure out how much they're paying me to shit while I'm on the pot.

[Rhydant]

I dont think this has been brought up in the thread yet:

I do some of my best thinking while on the pot. If I'm studying or writting a paper or something, and I have to drop a deuce, I'll take my work with me. I dont know why, but I seem to do better thinking while shitting.

And if I'm ever stuck on something, I'll just go and sit in the bathroom and then BAM I figure it out. This usually happens when I'm trying to write something for a class. It's amazing. It's not a toilet chamber, its a thinking chamber. Goddamn Cerebro.

[Cowutopia]

That reminds me of what I wanted to ask:

What do you usually do on the toilet?

Read magazines
Read books
Play a handheld
Watch TV (Anyone have a tv in the bathroom?)
Listen to music/the radio
Read a Bathroom Reader
Crossword/Sudoku
TEXT MESSAGE PEOPLE
Call your girlfriend
Nothing

[Opaque]

I read GI.

[Cowutopia]

That's funny on about 9 different levels.

[Othello Harrington]

That reminds me of what I wanted to ask:

What do you usually do on the toiled?

Watch TV (Anyone have a tv in the bathroom?)

Yes. I watch espn or I read the sports section.

[Granderoho]

Arby's always gives me the worst shits, luckly I got a few magazines to read.

[Josh]

I do nothing while I shit except shit. It doesn't take me any time at all. I sit down, shitbomb, wipe and I'm on my way. 2 minutes tops. This includes prep work, and wash-up.

You know those shits that have your stomach cramping up and you reeling in pain, praying to god to just get it out and you promise you'll never do whatever you did to bring on such a horrible shit?

Not since I stopped eating meat and processed foods. My shits are the best part of my day.

[kingoffighters]

That reminds me of what I wanted to ask:

What do you usually do on the toilet?

Read magazines
Read books
Play a handheld
Watch TV (Anyone have a tv in the bathroom?)
Listen to music/the radio
Read a Bathroom Reader
Crossword/Sudoku
TEXT MESSAGE PEOPLE
Call your girlfriend
Nothing

Read magazines, play DS/PSP and read a book. I don't want to talk to anyone while I am in the can. I can be noisy when I am forcing things out of my butt.