The 5 Ways Nintendo Ruined Mario

[YellerDog]

Yeeeeeeeah right. Enjoy your banana!

DID YOU KNOW:
While in no danger of outright extinction, the most common edible banana cultivar 'Cavendish' (extremely popular in Europe and the Americas) could become unviable for large-scale cultivation in the next 10-20 years. Its predecessor 'Gros Michel', discovered in the 1820s, has already suffered this fate. Like almost all bananas, it lacks genetic diversity, which makes it vulnerable to diseases, which threaten both commercial cultivation and the small-scale subsistence farming.

Also, Mario 64 DS is not as fun on the DS Lite! The thumb-nub really made it worthwhile, but the new model omits the wrist strap completely.

[Shin Johnpv]

DID YOU KNOW:
While in no danger of outright extinction, the most common edible banana cultivar 'Cavendish' (extremely popular in Europe and the Americas) could become unviable for large-scale cultivation in the next 10-20 years. Its predecessor 'Gros Michel', discovered in the 1820s, has already suffered this fate. Like almost all bananas, it lacks genetic diversity, which makes it vulnerable to diseases, which threaten both commercial cultivation and the small-scale subsistence farming.

That's sad because I like bananas. I once heard that the Apple is the fastest "evolving" thing on the planet. That on a genetic level the apples of today are quite different from the apples from even just 100 years ago. I don't know if that's true or not but I do know a good red delicious is a tasty treat.

[Othello Harrington]

Faggot hate and homo Jesus are pretty serious issues. I for one am glad Chux is here to deal law to the evil amongst us.

[Vasteel]

True story: I drank at a bar with Captain Lou for two hours one time. He was a really nice guy, and has good taste in beer.