The 5 Ways Nintendo Ruined Mario

**MechDeus** · 23 Feb 2008, 02:52 PM

If only everyone killed themselves when they were young, everything would be remembered in its prime.

**Frogacuda** · 23 Feb 2008, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Bishamon

#1 They gave him a voice

The problem is not that they gave him a voice, it's that the voice isn't Cap. Lou Albano. Mario was Brooklyn Italian from the beginning, and then one day they decide he sounds like a European Mickey Mouse? Fuck you, Nintedo.

**MechDeus** · 23 Feb 2008, 03:01 PM

**Finch** · 23 Feb 2008, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by MechDeus

If only everyone killed themselves when they were young, everything would be remembered in its prime.

This is true! I'm going to do this without warning sometime this week and when i stop posting you know i've done it. BECAUSE OF YOU, MECHDEUS, YOU MADE ME SEE HOW THINGS REALLY ARE!

**Shin Johnpv** · 23 Feb 2008, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Finch

This is true! I'm going to do this without warning sometime this week and when i stop posting you know i've done it. BECAUSE OF YOU, MECHDEUS, YOU MADE ME SEE HOW THINGS REALLY ARE!

but what if you're past your prime now, its TOO LATE!

**MechDeus** · 23 Feb 2008, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Finch

This is true! I'm going to do this without warning sometime this week and when i stop posting you know i've done it. BECAUSE OF YOU, MECHDEUS, YOU MADE ME SEE HOW THINGS REALLY ARE!