The 5 Ways Nintendo Ruined Mario

[Yoshi]

How Nintendo saved Mario:

They released Mario Galaxy.

IBTN

[Drewbacca]

#2 Mario Shafts Luigi

This would be a good title for gay Mario porn.

If only everyone killed themselves when they were young, everything would be remembered in its prime.

It's better to burn out than fade away.

Goodbye cruel world.

No. This saying is for suicide. Mario is quite obviously murdering Yoshi to save himself.

[Vasteel]

The problem is not that they gave him a voice, it's that the voice isn't Cap. Lou Albano. Mario was Brooklyn Italian from the beginning, and then one day they decide he sounds like a European Mickey Mouse? Fuck you, Nintedo.

This. I had always imagined him with a Brooklyn accent, and every time I hear that "It's-a me!" shit it makes me enjoy the game slightly less. It seems nitpicky, but it truly annoys me.

[Tura Satana]

This. I had always imagined him with a Brooklyn accent, and every time I hear that "It's-a me!" shit it makes me enjoy the game slightly less. It seems nitpicky, but it truly annoys me.

But he's (supposed to be) italian.

[Finch]

Brooklyn is very diverse!

[Melf]

If he's Italian, then he should speak Italian and not sound like he just got off the boat. If he's not, then he should have da Brooklyn accent, kapish?

Ah, fuggedaboudit.

[Thief Silver]

While I agree Mario is overused, this article isn't really that good.

And looking at other articles on their site, I've come to the conclusion that Gamedaily is horrible.

[Frogacuda]

But he's (supposed to be) italian.

Here in America, 99% of people that consider themselves "Italian" have never been to Italy.

[Nash]

Here in America, 99% of people that consider themselves "Italian" have never been to Italy.

My cousin is Vietnamese and she's never been to Vietnam. Does that mean she's really not Vietnamese?

[YouKilledKenny]

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/ga...-ruined-mario/

#1 They gave him a voice
#2 Mario Shafts Luigi
#3 He dresses up as a bee
#4 He can't hang onto his woman
#5 Nintendo's overused "all-in-one" game token

Oh and "yoshi4314" needs to die. HE'S POSTING AS THIS IS POSTED.

no response. who the hell is "yoshi4314"?! some kinda 10 year old with ADHD who watches numerous episodes of "My gym partner's a monkey"?!