NSFW:How Daniel LaRusso Was a Cowardly Loser and Johnny Lawrence a Misunderstood Hero

[Thief Silver]

This thread rules.

also

imo

Greatest music video ever.

[Samba De Amiga]

Mr. Belding ftw!

[Hubbitron]

Instead of talking it out, Ali keeps cranking her boombox up to 11 in a petulant display, using it as a dumb shield against his overwhelming reasoning.

gold.



also

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ighlight=zabka

[icarusfall]

This essays' quality belies the response to this thread.

Belies, that'll be $5.

[YellerDog]

Same site has an excellent writeup on Ivan Drago:
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/revie...van_drago.html

The fact of the matter is that Creed killed himself when he manipulated his way into fighting Drago. He had no business getting in the ring with anyone, for that matter. He was a god damned Has Been, just like straight-shooting Russian antagonist Nicoli Koloff said he was. Honestly, it could be argued that Creed was washed up before his first fight with Rocky. He eked out a controversial spit-decision victory against a struggling club fighter who only had six weeks to train for the fight. Then, a year later, he was knocked out by the same club fighter, who was boxing right-handed for the first time, nursing a surgically repaired eye, and had virtually no strategy (Run through him? Run over him? Thanks, Mick).

Not only did Drago keep Balboa alive, he threw that fight. I’m certain of it. Even in the early rounds, you can see him setting the stage. Yeah, Rocky is like a piece of iron. My ass. I doubt Drago would even notice if Rocky was, in fact, made of iron. With more than 2,000 psi behind his punches, he could probably punch a hole in God.

[Gohron]

He could probably punch a hole in God...lawl.

[Dolemite]

Ruthless Reviews is the best site out there.