Reply With QuoteHis tits.Originally Posted by Thief Silver
No handle, no identity.
I need to start my collection of that
Destin < Razor in MvC3
His tits.
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
No handle, no identity.
Difficulty: no Thai Transgender.
The fucking bartender? This was your choice? That's among the poorest decisions of "men to pursue" that you can possibly choose. You might as well start writing desperate letters to actors in Hollywood while you're at it.
NOT the bartender. Please.
Abolishing the stupid.
Is "adorable" a compliment these days, or a way to "sound nice"?
Freedom of Speech: Go ahead Al, make shit up.
Disgruntled Loudness War Vet
Seriously.
They flirt to get tips, so you'd never honestly know if they are being sincere if they flirt back with you. They also get hit on all day long by drunk people, so you can rest assured that no matter what you pull out of your bag of tricks, it's probably not gonna seem like anything but an attempt at a drunken hookup. My only guess for honestly trying to hook up with a bartender would be to try and catch them outside of work, but that could easily come across as stalker-like.
I make it a point to not engage in any sort of flirting with the beer girls and "test-tube drink" chicks. They have their tits and ass hanging out for a reason, and it isn't because they are looking for a hookup. They want your money.
Last edited by Mykozo; 31 Mar 2008 at 12:56 PM.
Fucking truth. I would never have believed that statement a few years ago. Now however, I can't emphasize just how absolutely true it is.
Your mom's full of stars
You can tell haohmaru aims high in life.
I think she just got unlucky her first time. Not all bartenders are engaged, and not all bartenders will lead you on all night. I say keep your confidence and go after what you want, because you'll never know until you try.
He's blunt, but he's got a point. Put aside his directness and chalk that up to a Succubus Incident.
Need anyone be reminded what happens when you hit on someone in that area of the service industry?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/714/
I think not.
The Human
lol, poor little Butters
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