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  1. lol No. In May Ill have been married for 2 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gooch View Post
    pic
    Who's that?

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Anne Bonny View Post
    lol No. In May Ill have been married for 2 years.
    Well, I fail at catching on to things like this. Congrats, preemptively, since nobody else around here will likely wish you well for marriage.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Dyne View Post
    if somebody without standards still isn't getting laid, THEN there's a problem.
    and the solution is: lower your fucking standards

    Quote Originally Posted by Nomi View Post
    since nobody else around here will likely wish you well for marriage.
    that's unfairly judgmental of you

    i <3 married chicks

  5. Thanks Nomi and Burgundy.

    As for all you singles, enjoy it while you can! Being married is great, but single is fun too.

  6. Someone needs to let Anne Bonny's hubby know that Korian's trying to move in.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Dyne View Post
    of course there's another factor to this as well. who's to say you don't fuck everything with a pee hole? i mean, are you always baggin the hot models or ugly betty/Shamu? anybody can fuck a fatty or the uglies. and that's just it. if somebody without standards still isn't getting laid, THEN there's a problem.

    then again, won't the women in Japan fuck anything non-Asian? i'm not being an ass here, it's an honest question.
    I have standards... not to say I haven't fucked a fatty here or there, but that's a rare moment. In general all the girls I've fucked have been quite attractive.

    And I'm not talking about just Japan here, I'm talking about in the US as well.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold View Post
    I broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks back.

    It has just recently occurred to me that no matter how much knowledge I accumulate about the fairer sex or the dating game, I am quite frankly awful talking to girls. Just, breathtakingly, astoundingly pitiful. And this will never change. It is who I am. And this amuses me for some reason.

    Btw., I'm not soliciting advice. I'm very much aware of what I'm doing wrong.

    Routinely girls will check me out. When that happens I become Stalin during Hitler's surprise attack -- I'm paralyzed.
    I've found that I am pretty good at talking to girls because I'm really social in general. I speak with teachers, clients, and even strangers pretty openly if I need or want to. Recognizing a fault and going with it usually works well, especially confidence-wise. See I have magnificent light blue eyes so I highlight that a lot. Although that's actually a bonus and not a fault. But it's the same thing, only opposite.

    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Who's that?
    It's Korian.
    Last edited by Drewbacca; 04 Apr 2008 at 12:50 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    Who's that?
    You want to get naked with him, don't you?

    Brian Tee, from Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Drewbacca View Post
    I've found that I am pretty good at talking...
    IDBTN.

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