TNL Across America: New York City 2008

[Advocate]

Look at the LA pictures. Some of us were quiet, some of us were loud. Some were funny, some were more or less serious. Some were rich, some weren't. We had people from all over the country, from a range of age groups, different ethnicities, different sexual orientations. But we got along like old friends - no joke. Look at the pictures and you'll see TNL united.

If you can make it to New York in June or Chicago in October, don't let fear of not having a lot of money, a lot of wit, or a lot of confidence keep you away. You will find someone to hang out with you and you will have a good time. If you don't drink, you can hang out with Josh and me. If you're a person of low moral fiber, you can hang out with Chux or Razor. If you're into dirty unprotected sex with trash-talking prostitutes, you can let Dolemite hook you up.

No one's going to harass you if you come to have a good time.

QFMFT

[Dolemite]

The Man has spoken.

[Advocate]

Shocker, coming from you of all people.

Hey wait a sec.

... nevermind. You are correct.

[Othello Harrington]

If you're into dirty unprotected sex with trash-talking prostitutes, you can let Dolemite hook you up.

My dog is also available for a rate of 20 dollars an hour.

[bbobb]

Any faggot that starts any trouble at a TNL get together should get a lifetime ban.

[Chux]

Oh shit Razor we're the bad crowd.

[Cowutopia]

Reserve sections for 2 parties: Outworld and F-Chan.

[Advocate]

I just wanna say ... what Nick said. Is the first clue as to who's being inducted in the next round of TNL's hall of fame.

[Razor Ramon]

Oh shit Razor we're the bad crowd.

That's because we know how to really party.

[Advocate]

That's because we know how to really party.

You better make that bathtub moonshine, Ramon.