The Official MLB Season Thread (Opening in Japan at 6:00 a.m.)

[Rich]

You're going to give up on him like that?

He's blown 4 games in his last 6 appearances now.

[Brisco Bold]

He's blown 4 games in his last 6 appearances now.

Oh. Oh my.

[Rich]

Will trade Rivera and Jeter for Wagner and (Jose) Reyes.

I'll call up Hank and Hal to get it done.

[Brisco Bold]

Will trade Rivera and Jeter for Wagner and (Jose) Reyes.

I'll call up Hank and Hal to get it done.

Now what's wrong with Jeter?

[Rich]

Now what's wrong with Jeter?

He enjoys cock down his throat too much. That, and he sucks. He's only been worth his salary the past few weeks.

[Brisco Bold]

He enjoys cock down his throat too much. That, and he sucks. He's only been worth his salary the past few weeks.

Welcome to the Red Sox era?

[Rich]

Welcome to the Red Sox era?

WELCOME TO THE RAYS ERA MOTHER FUCKER

I hate my life.

[Brisco Bold]

I hate my life.

We all do, Rich. We all do.

[Rich]

We all do, Rich. We all do.

Not Arod. He's just awesome.

[Gohron]

Phillies bullpen fucking blew it tonight. Chad Durbin plunked Manny Ramirez to load the bases with no outs and then Russel Martin got plugged by Romero and scored the winning. I can't really complain about those two though, it's a shame Hamels has a 3.3 something ERA with a 9-8 record though.