The Official MLB Season Thread (Opening in Japan at 6:00 a.m.)

[Othello Harrington]

Damnit, don't remind me, I dropped Uggla in my fantasy league

[Geo]

And the I dropped him after you, lol.

[Othello Harrington]

Bump only because fucking hockey should never be at the top of the sports section.

Cleveland pitching is unreal this year, clocking in a team era of 2.48, if this keeps up and we keep hitting, the sky's the limit.

I still would like to see Laffey or Sowers traded for a power bat.

[burgundy]

I seriously almost dove off the freezing upper deck of Shea tonight when the Reds fucked up their batting order down five runs with one out and the ninth and Dusty and Willie and the umpires discussed it for twelve fucking minutes.

[Othello Harrington]

LOL

Dusty "Uh, yeah that's legal ain't it homie"
Willie "hell no playa, you broke the rules or somefin, I'm gonna have to ask somebody who knows"
Ump "who you callin' willie?"
Willie "Steve, he always knows the answers"
Dusty "Y'all want to go to Roscoe's after the game"
Willie "I'm down"
Ump"Motherfuckers please go back to your bench"
Willie "Hater, just for that I'm gonna bat Beltran 9th next game"

Ugh, both of them are assholes.

[burgundy]

We booed everyone involved out of the stadium. It was obnoxiously surreal. Dusty Baker may be the biggest idiot I have ever heard of.

[Clash!]

Twins defeat Boston 9-8, after leading the game at one point 7-1. Went into the 9th 9-6, and Nathan let a few runs in but closed up shop when Manny hit a bouncer to short.

Twins lead the series 2-1, with the final game of the series (and last game Boston will play in MN this year) tonight.

[Gohron]

Break up those Marlins! Dan Uggla has 11 freakin homers and Marlins pitching has been decent.

For real, I'm starting to worry about them every coming back down to reality. It's been five years since they won a World Series...they could be due.

[Othello Harrington]

LAWL at Toronto. Every year about this time they start the Tribe on a monster run by getting swept with minimal effort.

[Geo]

Jays are getting swept, you called it Biff.