The Official MLB Season Thread (Opening in Japan at 6:00 a.m.)

[youandwhosearmy]

He didn't fail he did it.

So take that bullshit back and go suck Cliff Lee's dick.

[stormy]

NO HITTER!!!!!!!

[stormy]

I bet Peter Gammons head exploded

[youandwhosearmy]

I bet Peter Gammons head exploded

Haha I bet he had another stroke.

He loves that kid.

[Othello Harrington]

God I hate Boston.

[stormy]

<3

[Razor Ramon]

Fuck the no-hitter, no one but Boston cares.

[raystorm]

Maybe the Mets will have their first no hitter this millenium...or maybe not.

[BioMechanic]

Geez Louise do the Padres suck.

Not to beat a dead NL West horse, but San Diego has scored two runs or less in 20 of their 46 games.

Re Jayson Werth: why the hell is he platooning with over-the-hill Geoff Jenkins?

I don't buy the Cubs as division leaders. Sure, they're leading the NL in runs and defense, but they can't win or hit on the road, and despite playing the bulk of their games at home, they only have a two game lead.

I still like Houston to win that division. Berkman MVP, truth.

[stormy]

Because Jenkins can't hit lefties and Werth can't hit righties.