50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

[StriderKyo]

What are you talking about? It's Devil May Cry-style insanity without the hocus pocus.

When you put it that way, you're right - 50 Cent massacring the Middle East really brings the whole experience down to earth.

[James]

This is really stupid. High production values stupid, but stupid nonetheless. Who knew that Iraqi insurgents had the aim of your average storm trooper? Apparently head scarves are every bit as visually impairing as a giant white plastic helmet.

James

[animegirl]

This game looks retarded.

[bbobb]

Retardedly awesome you mean.

[epmode]

I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I get a little teary when I watch that helicopter scene.

[YellerDog]

Seriously? I think it's fucking ridiculous, like some kind of incredible self-parody. Like, when in that .gif he tosses the M16 away just so he can start beating on them with his fists and do knee combos. And how he gets in the helicopter and lets it take off just so he can crash it and jump out.

And he doesn't even get shot in the tongue once.

I have no desire to play this, I just want it to exist. And the best part is you know it's going to sell like crazy so there'll be even more ridiculous sequels.

It's a violence cartoon, like "Shoot 'Em Up". And for what it is, hippity hop rap-naut nonwithstanding, it looks really slick and over the top, like a comic book or crazy action movie. Like all games, I could give a shit about the plot, this one makes about as much sense as most of the others besides.

You sound like someone who's all pissed off about "Vitamin Water".

[Dyne]

Whoever is doing the cinemas is doing a hell of a job.

Real Talk.

except it would be 100 times better without a million camera cuts.

Realer Talk

[YellerDog]

I'd argue you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The individual actions are all very clear.

RAL TARK!

[EightBitShik]

I have to agree when he dropped the gun and started wailing I couldn't stop laughing at how absurd that was. But I know what you mean it looks a little too good for what it is....which is mind blowing. I laughed when the first one came out I sold a copy to a little kid and a mom and these are the actual quote "Mom! I want this game so bad it has 50 cent!!!" "Oh, Is he a famous Basketball player?" "No mom!" "Is he a famous Football player?" "NO! MOM HE IS" "Baseball player?" "Mom no he is" "well son I can't think of any other sports he could be in..." I was laughing so hard in the inside "Mam, he is a rapper" which she replies "Oh well I figured he did that too" haha

[Joust Williams]

This game will be a sleeper hit, and by hit I mean "suprisingly good"

take it to the bank now