John Woo to announce Metroid movie?

[Nash]

If the vision behind Hard Target is at the helm I have absolute faith in it.

Hard Target is an awesome movie. It's one of Van Damme's best movies, and John Woo's best American movie.

"You are a fuckin' buffalo!"

As for a Metroid movie, I've always wanted Monet Mazur to play Samus if a movie was ever made:

[YellerDog]

The problem with a Metroid movie is that they'd have to show the star's face, which means you'd have the suit for like five minutes of screen time.

[Scourge]

As for a Metroid movie, I've always wanted Monet Mazur to play Samus if a movie was ever made

Ugh, ... that's one HUGE forehead.

[Clash!]

"John Woo to announce Metroid movie?"

Ugh, no thanks.

[Doc Holliday]

The problem with a Metroid movie is that they'd have to show the star's face, which means you'd have the suit for like five minutes of screen time.

No, no... it could work! They could just embellish the story a bit. Say Samus is a book-wormish student at SR388 during the day, and suited up at night fights Space Pirates on Zebes!

At school she falls in love with a popular boy named Ridley, who only partially discovers her true identity one night in an upside-down, half-masked kiss, after being saved from Mother Brain!!

[YellerDog]

It turns out that Samus is "The Chosen One", and is determined to battle the Metrod gang on the streets of Neo Seattle in order to avenge her father's death!

[Doc Holliday]

Only to find out her father once had a sex change, and is really Mother Brain!!

[YellerDog]

She then climbs on her Varia-brand motorbike (which is able to withstand lava) and peels out, because she has a limited amount of time to complete a city-wide race (or else the building where her daughter goes to school will explode)!

[Doc Holliday]

SAMUS LIVES LIFE ONE-QUARTER AT A TIME, BABY!

[YellerDog]

METROID: SHOOT THE PIPE!