Why Do Fat Girls Have the Sexiest Voices?

[Shinobi128]

I'd like to know what humiliating event prompted this thread.

Mainly just my general observations of the world.

One time I ordered carryout, and of course, she sounded very delightful over the phone. She looked like Jabba.

[Pineapple]

I don't think I'm allowed to even touch this one...

[cka]

this bovine siren used her irresistible call to hook what appears to be Emil Antanowsky about 6 months after the chemo

[Tones]

Look at her trying to discreetly get her heel unstuck from the ground. Those shoes have a weight limit, you know.

[Glitch]

Flip-flops and tennis shoes. Awesome.

I guess the guy is simply too retarded to realize he's with an orca.

[Othello Harrington]

Uh, look at my dude's teeth. It's even imo.

[kedawa]

My god, is that a shin roll?

[A Robot Bit Me]

Everywhere they go they're a burden. They talk in movies and comedy clubs, and they don't understand why no one wants to hear what they think about the shoes Cindy was wearing yesterday. People used to be so interested in this sort of thing, after all.

Replace "Cindy" with "Cyndi" and this is an absolute truth. For some reason, these women and their friends -- traditionally, other vapid whores with absolutely nothing of interest to say -- seem to be ubiquitously branded with insufferable little alterations on traditional names.

"Uhhh, sure, Tina. I agree, Cyndi's shoes certainly did not match her handbag."

"It's actually pronounced "Tie-na."

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I have no insight to offer on the fat chick conundrum, but I like it. Keeps me on my toes.

[Othello Harrington]

God you called that ARBM.

Cherri, Kristi, Amie, etc etc

[Dolemite]

I remember this time a ways back when I was at a red light and a car pulled up next to me. Very, very cute blonde was driving, and she was making major goo-goo eyes at me. So the playful glances are going back and forth and we keep up with one another while driving down the road, until she finally motions for me to pull over. I get out and walk over to say hi and was horrified to discover the girl slowly oozing her girth out of the driver's side door like when the T-1000 poured through the windshield of the helicoptor in T2. I made some minor small talk so as not to be rude, then I GTFO.

It's always weird when a fat girl has a thin face.