Why Do Fat Girls Have the Sexiest Voices?

[Othello Harrington]

you described 80% of people

I can see you've never dated one, trust me sir when you do you'll believe my words.

[A Robot Bit Me]

You mean you guys won't have sex with dudes or fat chicks? Fuck you prudes, I'm moving to Europe.

[Othello Harrington]

No damnit ARBM, I have to spread my rep around before giving you some more.

[Frogacuda]

I always found slimmer, normal sized girls way more affable and socially pleasing to be around than larger, tubby wastes.

Because you're supposed to. But watch as soon as the hot girl gets fat/old/mutilated in a shop accident. Suddenly, she's not nearly as interesting.

Almost every lard-o-lass I know is either obsessed with making everything in to sex jokes or so depressing to be around because somethings ALWAYS got them down.

Translation: They're flirty, insecure, easy, and will agree with everything you say. Which would be appealing if you liked what they were peddling.

People joke about how fat girls try harder in bed, but they try harder in life, too. They learn to actually tell stories without rambling on, crack jokes, and play Xbox, all in an effort to be more appealing despite their lack of physical beauty.

Of course if they're just idiots or have no sense of humor, all the trying in the world won't help, so yeah. But they don't have that thing that hot girls do where they think they're way more fascinating than they are.

[FX]

I hate huge fat girls that fancy themselves social activists and tout the fact that yes, they're fat, and dammit, they're proud of it. You know, like the type that coined the phrase "BBW" and call healthy (not skinny, but healthy) women "twigs."

It's even scarier when they consider themselves "sexy."

Ugh, I know. How can you be proud of being fat? I'll never understand that. It's just a cop-out for actually doing work to get rid of it.

[Dolemite]

You mean you guys won't have sex with dudes or fat chicks?

lol.

[Doc Holliday]

I tell ya, the world's just going to pot.

[Drewbacca]

How much are you willing to pay me?

Learning from my wisdom is your reward.

Yeah, the whole "more woman to love" thing is bullshit. I think of it more like "more woman to shun".

LOL. I should add "no fatties allowed" to your business cards.

[Cowutopia]

there's this fat, ugly, lesbian, feminist punk singer who takes all her clothes off and parades her fat ass around stage and it's pretty fucking gruesome. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

[Tones]

Your mom.