Swingers: Do or Don't!

[Doc Holliday]

It's difficult when you live in a state where the livestock out number the women 8 to 1.

[A Robot Bit Me]

I have to say I'm with Biff and Dole on this one. If you're blasting away on a broad and there's a guy in the room -- like, a guy with a dick -- you're a fag. Actually, if there's a guy anywhere in the same building, you're at least bi. You're running the risk of hearing him speak or shut a door while you're taint-deep in pussy, which is basically the same thing as anally penetrating a gay man's anus. The way I see it, having sex with just one girl under any circumstance is a little gay, because the girl-to-guy ratio is still 1-1, which kind of makes you a faggot if you think about it. I strongly advise herding together no less than seven sluts to bench-press on to your cock while listening to Kid Rock's Ba Wit Da Ba to avoid being a queer. Five to provide the uteri to bludgeon with your eleven inch titanium alloy phallus, one to hold the beer bong, and one to dump the Jager into it.

Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of homophobes. Don't you have to wade through barrels of dick'n'nuts when you're showering (and later applying Axe For Men) after you work on your lats at the gym, you ultimate super manly fucks? How is that any less threatening to your heterosexuality -- which you've made very clear you're clasping close to your chests with white-knuckled grips -- than having sex with a girl while another dude may be doing the same. Except instead of bragging to a spray-tanned meathead with a tribal tattoo about how many reps you can do, you're having sex with a girl.

[Othello Harrington]

Yeah, I can see how you'd like to rub balls with a dude and all, but I myself have no need to tag team a bitch with a smile. The fact that you're actually posting saying it's okay to DP a chick with some dude, or worse, you're buddy is pretty weird. I mean do you and the buffalo crew go balls out naked and play slap ass during your group shower?

[Cowutopia]

If my job wasn't so boring that I need to surf TNL I'd post a huge picture of a dick here.

[Kidnemo]

I have to say I'm with Biff and Dole on this one. If you're blasting away on a broad and there's a guy in the room -- like, a guy with a dick -- you're a fag. Actually, if there's a guy anywhere in the same building, you're at least bi. You're running the risk of hearing him speak or shut a door while you're taint-deep in pussy, which is basically the same thing as anally penetrating a gay man's anus. The way I see it, having sex with just one girl under any circumstance is a little gay, because the girl-to-guy ratio is still 1-1, which kind of makes you a faggot if you think about it. I strongly advise herding together no less than seven sluts to bench-press on to your cock while listening to Kid Rock's Ba Wit Da Ba to avoid being a queer. Five to provide the uteri to bludgeon with your eleven inch titanium alloy phallus, one to hold the beer bong, and one to dump the Jager into it.

Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of homophobes. Don't you have to wade through barrels of dick'n'nuts when you're showering (and later applying Axe For Men) after you work on your lats at the gym, you ultimate super manly fucks? How is that any less threatening to your heterosexuality -- which you've made very clear you're clasping close to your chests with white-knuckled grips -- as having sex with a girl while another dude may be doing the same. Except instead of bragging to a spray-tanned meathead with a tribal tattoo about how many reps you can do, you're having sex with a girl.

I.... don't understand this post.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Yeah, I can see how you'd like to rub balls with a dude and all, but I myself have no need to tag team a bitch with a smile. The fact that you're actually posting saying it's okay to DP a chick with some dude, or worse, you're buddy is pretty weird. I mean do you and the buffalo crew go balls out naked and play slap ass during your group shower?

I was talking about the swinging situation that ElCapitan presented in his initial post. DP is just something I wouldn't want to put a girl through. I mean, I hate it when I get the middle seat on a flight. I wouldn't want to put a young lady's reproductive organs and orifice to be named later through that.

[Othello Harrington]

LOL, rep given.

[Dolemite]

Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of homophobes.

That’s a silly term to use. That would insinuate that I have something against gay people, which I don't.

I like penguins. They're cool and I wish them nothing but long life and happiness, but by your logic if I didn't want to 2-on-1 a girl with one that would that make me a pengaphobe.

Don't you have to wade through barrels of dick'n'nuts when you're showering (and later applying Axe For Men) after you work on your lats at the gym, you ultimate super manly fucks?

I shower at home. Communal showers are for fags.

[Thief Silver]

Being afraid of being in the same room as another naked man, because it would make you "gay" definitely makes you a homophobe.

[Doc Holliday]

All this thread boils down to is the guys with little dicks are affraid of getting in line behind the big dicks.