Swingers: Do or Don't!

[Doc Holliday]

Whatever. I like to piss two feet from the urinal and back up until I can almost no longer make it.

[Cowutopia]

I stare at the urinal cake. And pee circles around it, usually.

[Othello Harrington]

Doc sometimes just posts shit to be an idiot.

Mykozo nailed that shit, but he forgot one thing. If the stall is open, you swoop that shit up ASAP.

[bbobb]

I love urinals that have ice in them.

Melting the ice is just pure joy.

[Drewbacca]

In college I used to switch urinals mid pee to freak other guys the fuck out. It worked every time. You have to scuttle sideways to a urinal closer to them for it to be effective.

[Doc Holliday]

Guy who piss in stalls get dressed by their mothers.

[Othello Harrington]

Nonsense, the stall is the best place to block mr conversation from trying to ask you about the quality of bitches that night, noob.

[Doc Holliday]

All you fuckers that ain't pissing in the street are pussies too!

[Othello Harrington]

No doubt about that, if you can get away with pissing in the street, fire it up.

2 places that it is a no-no;

Mardi Gras
Canada

[Frogacuda]

Of course there isn't anything gay about watching a girl suck your good friend's penis. Most guys see their friend's erect cocks all the time, right? And I'm sure your pal's orgasmic moaning isn't distracting at all to you at all. Why would it be?

So is Playboy the only porn you look at, rookie, or is there usually some actual fucking involved (which might even involve a dick)?