Swingers: Do or Don't!

[Brisco Bold]

True story:

I cannot use urinals. At all. I cannot pee in front of other people. I just can't use the bathroom if anyone else is in the vicinity unless a wall is there separating us.

I hate people like you.

[Brisco Bold]

I've pissed in the streets of downtown Toronto plenty of times. Actually they are pretty hardcore about it, too. Like... every time we did it some guy came around a minute or so later out of nowhere and just hung out. He either hated people peeing on the streets or loved it. It wasn't the same guy, though. Very weird.

Where the fuck are you pissing?

[Brisco Bold]

2 places that it is a no-no;

Canada

What are you basing this on?

[Othello Harrington]

Being arrested in windsor and detained for 4 hours while some fucking faggy mountie asked me such questions as

"Do you pee on the streets in the US?"

Yes

"Do you feel proud of yourself?"

Uh no

"Do you understand that you can be arrested for this"

Really?

"Oh yeah, but you can leave"

K, I'll never do it again.

[Cowutopia]

I can see it now, Cow, Thief, Advocate, and Razor are going to triple team a passed out fat hooker at our get together.

Why triple team? Because cow will be left without a hole and settle on being the team fluffer.

lol when did you edit this to include thief and put me as the fluffer?

I'd be giving the bitch a Roman War Helmet imo. I'd probably have to get on someone's shoulders to reach a hole anyway.

[Brisco Bold]

Being arrested in windsor and detained for 4 hours while some fucking faggy mountie asked me such questions as

"Do you pee on the streets in the US?"

Yes

"Do you feel proud of yourself?"

Uh no

"Do you understand that you can be arrested for this"

Really?

"Oh yeah, but you can leave"

K, I'll never do it again.

Holy fuck, for real?

Man, I piss on the streets all the fucking time.

Windsor's a fucking shithole anyway.

Hold-up... a mountie? WTF!

And to stay on topic, I'd do the DP with another guy, but it couldn't be a close friend. No fucking way I want to talk about it with him afterwards.

Him: "So... does this mean we're gay? Do we do this again?"

If you aren't comfortable with another guy in the room, you aren't comfortable. I won't judge.

[Othello Harrington]

Damnit cow, now I'm down 2 reps.

I'm hoping beyond hope you niggas can convince theif that ass is more important that anime.

Good luck.

[Othello Harrington]

Holy fuck, for real?

Man, I piss on the streets all the fucking time.

Windsor's a fucking shithole anyway.

Hold-up... a mountie? WTF!

Yes it's real, yes it was a mountie.

I had to pay a fucking cab company to arrange to take me to Detroit to meet with my friends, that cost me a metric fuckton of money as that shit is just not easy to arrange across the border.

End cost out of pocket: Over 300 bucks to a college kid for a 1/2 mile ride.

[Brisco Bold]

Yes it's real, yes it was a mountie.

I had to pay a fucking cab company to arrange to take me to Detroit to meet with my friends, that cost me a metric fuckton of money as that shit is just not easy to arrange across the border.

End cost out of pocket: Over 300 bucks to a college kid for a 1/2 mile ride.

That is awful, but that's never happened to me before. I've never fretted about peeing in public.

You do realize, however, that the next time I go drinking this is exactly what's going to happen. So thanks, Biff. Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[Othello Harrington]

Well, I do have a protip:

Don't be drunk and call them Dudley over and over again while lol'ing and asking them if they were more like local police or the fbi.