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Thread: Swingers: Do or Don't!

  1. Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold View Post
    TP
    Because paper is a magical, sanitary barrier that stops all possible germs and diseases, many of which are known to linger on toilet seats for long periods of time unaffected. Thin, commercial-grade toilet paper will save you, please believe!

  2. Shut the fuck up, woman.

  3. I am going to go ahead and say the same to you. You had no point being here with that retort.

  4. I'm not big on people talking to me while I shit, either. Peeing is fine. In college I soaked a lot of toilet paper in toilet water and spiked it on some fat nerd who wouldn't stop talking after I politely, and then rudely told him to stop.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brisco Bold View Post
    Where the fuck are you pissing?
    In the parking lot beside the Loose Moose, by the ACC parking lot. Up college street sometimes. Everywhere! You can't escape my piss in Toronto. It will find you.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  5. We've been through that before. Remember 89% of TNL called your bullshit and you acquiesced?

  6. No. It happened. And it was marvelous. It was only PaCrappa who wanted to know the logistics behind the spike.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    I am going to go ahead and say the same to you. You had no point being here with that retort.
    You're every other post in this thread. Do you really have nothing else to do?

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    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomi View Post
    Because paper is a magical, sanitary barrier that stops all possible germs and diseases, many of which are known to linger on toilet seats for long periods of time unaffected. Thin, commercial-grade toilet paper will save you, please believe!
    It's your goddamned ass, don't act like it's not filthy already.
    Pete DeBoer's Tie
    There are no rules, only consequences.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Nomi View Post
    Because paper is a magical, sanitary barrier that stops all possible germs and diseases, many of which are known to linger on toilet seats for long periods of time unaffected. Thin, commercial-grade toilet paper will save you, please believe!
    You got me. I'll never ever shit outside my house ever again.

    Thank you for providing me with such sage council.

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