Originally Posted by
Calliander
You would probably like one of the games I run.
4pm - Stone, Spo and others from our group of friends come over.
5pm - Everyone has finished the snacks or whatever they brought with them, the game can commence. I recap the last adventure.
5:05pm - Stone begins making a new character because he decided to jump off a cliff after some random piece of treasure right before the big battle at the end of the last adventure.
5:15pm - Spo disputes how much experience he received.
5:25pm - After recalculating, one of our friends discovers his character sheet is missing. I jot down his stats from my cheat sheet, which he tells me are not the most up-to-date stats and I tell him to suck a bag of dicks. Stone has already rolled his character, picked skills, bought gear, and thought of some strange name.
5:30pm - We are ready to really play. I set them up to meet Stone's new character.
5:40pm - They have met Stone's character. Another friend shows up. This friend does not play D&D, but DOES have weed. The bulk of the people who came to play get up to smoke some weed.
6pm - All have returned. Weed friend asks something like, "So can you play as a dwarf like from Lord of the Rings? I want to be a dwarf!" Stone volunteers to help weed friend make a dwarf.
6pm-7:30pm - The rest of us play Street Fighter or Tekken or Soul Calibur while weed friend asks Stone billions of questions about his dwarf like, "Can he have blue hair and a fucking nose ring like a minotaur? And can he be gay and have a huge cock?".
7:30pm - Several people are hungry and discussion about dinner begins.
7:45pm - A steakhouse of some sort is decided upon. Said steakhouse is probably 30 minutes away and has a 1 hour wait for a table.
9:30pm - We leave the steakhouse and I get a call from a buddy of mine to inform me that at [x] bar there are mad bitches looking to get laid. I inform the group of this and we go to the bar.
10pm - Every one of us talks mad game about picking up bitches at [x] bar, where we meet up with my buddy, who tells us that the mad bitches have already left with dudes they are going to bang.
10:30pm - We arrive back at the meetup place, minus weed friend who has to go sell some weed to other groups of friends he is part of. People are thirsty and there is nothing to drink, so Spo takes a couple of us to the convenience store for a drinks and snacks run.
10:50pm - Spo et al return and we decide it is too late to play, so we flip on Adult Swim or some shit while we drink more beer and eat Ben & Jerry's. Maybe we put on a movie and my movie buff friend gets pissed when we have drunken conversations over it.
You should join us one night.
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