Favorite Movie Quotes?

[gameoverDude]

*WARNING: Some of these quotes contain strong language*

First, here are some of mine:

Die Hard:
"No fuckin' shit lady, does it sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?"
"Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate."
"Thanks for the advice."
"Yippie kai-yay, motherfucker."
"Welcome to the party Pal!"
"Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs..."
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
"Awww... no bullets."
"NAIL THAT SUCKER!"
"Only John could piss someone off that much."
"Not anymore."
"I hope that's not a hostage."
"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years!"
"The fire has been called off, my friend. You might as well come down and join the others."
"I promise I won't hurt you." *fires off some rounds from his machine gun nevertheless*
"The quarterback is toast!"

Ocean's Eleven:
"You're either in or you're out."
"Now if that doesn't sound like your particular brand of vodka..."
"WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN!!!??"

Star Wars Episode II:
"I hate it when he does that."

Lethal Weapon 3:
"You better start telling me more than jack shit."

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie:
"You know Guile, evil is a good career choice. It has a lot to offer."
"You both seem bound and determined to meet destruction at my hands. So be it. I'll fight you on your own level!"

Under Siege 2:
"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."

RoboCop:
"They'll fix you. They fix everything."
"Your move, creep."
"Thank you for your cooperation."
"In that case Jones... YOU'RE FIRED!"

RoboCop 2:
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"

Rocky IV:
"You IDIOT! They cheer for HIM!"
"You see, you cut him! You hurt him, you see! He's just a man; he's not a machine! He's a man! Be more man than him!"

The Karate Kid:
"A man confronts you, he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy."

Aliens:
"Get away from her you bitch!"

Rambo- First Blood Part II:
Q-"How will you live?" A-"Day by day."

Rambo III:
"Fuck'em."
"I'm your worst nightmare."

Casino:
"In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit-bosses are watching the floor men. The shift-bosses are watching the pit-bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift-bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all."

Kentucky Fried Movie:
"Kick me."
"What was that? This is not a charade. It demands total concentration."
"UGHH... much better!"

The Breakfast Club:
John Bender = The ultimate smartass.
"Bee-oh-oh-aitch-oh-oh."
"Two hits: me hittin' you, you hittin' the floor."
(singing) "I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!"
"Eat... my... shorts!"
Vernon:
"The next screw that falls out is gonna' be you."
"Don't mess with the bull young man... you'll get the horns."
Brian: "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

The Mask:
"Did you miss me?" (Takes a drink)
(sees said drink leaking out of body) "I GUESS NOT!"

Crossroads (2002):
"HEY!!!! It's freaking COLD!"
"MIMI! What are you doing!?!?!"
"Ain't nothing biting MY ass."
"Why do I have to get his keys?"
"We took a vote & you lost."

Thirteen Ghosts:
"I guarantee nothing."
"Did the lawyer split?"

Kiss of the Dragon:
"Please don't do that again."

The Terminator:
"Cyborgs don't feel pain... I do. Don't do that again. "

Terminator 2: Judgment Day:
"No problemo."
"I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do."
"There's no fate but what we make."

Star Trek First Contact:
"Zero point eight six seconds....For an android that is nearly an eternity."

Eraser:
"You're luggage!"

Platoon:
"I can't believe we're fighting each other when we should be fighting them."
"I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. "

Beverly Hills Cop:
"You do that again... I'll shoot you myself!"
"Get the fuck off me man... you think I'm playing games?"
"How could you not notice a grown man sticking a banana in your tail pipe?"
"Be careful old boy... you might hit me."

Beverly Hills Cop II:
"The party's over! Max fucked it up for everyone!"
"You can never have too much firepower."
"Fuck Rambo."

Predator 2:
"You're one ugly... MOTHER FUCKER!"

Top Gun:
"Woo! Jester's dead."
"It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. "
"Hey You! You're still dangerous. You can be my wing-man anytime."
"Bullshit. You can be mine."

Star Wars Episode VI (Return of the Jedi):
"Try not. Do or do not, there is no try."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself."

[Klonoa]

'say..would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?'

there's another one i like from Jacob's Ladder, will post it up later..

[arjue]

Man, thats crazy. I was just about to start this exact thread!

Pulp fiction:
"English Motherfucker do you speak it?!?!?!?"
"oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
"Does Marcelles look like a bitch?"

Evil Dead 2
"Swallow this"

Jay and Silent Bob strike back:
"Just like winnie the pooh"
"I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!"
"oooooooooooooh I wanna suck yous guys dicks aaaaaaaawffffffffffffff"

The entire movie really.

[Green]

Pulp Fiction: La Big Mac.
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Batman and Robin: Chill!
You know what killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!
Hey, everybody chill!

Clerks: Oooh, Navy Seals!
Did he just say make fuck?

Big Lebowski: What are you a fucking park ranger now Walt?
The story is ludicrous.
Nobody fucks wid the Jesus!

Evil Dead 2: Groovy.

[EvilMog]

Army of Darkness

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart" best quote ever
"Primitive screwheads"
"This is my BOOMSTICK"

Aliens
"Its gameover man, GAMEOVER!"

[Rick]

Absolutley NOTHING beats...


"You break my record. Now I break you, like I break your friend."
Bloodsport

[007bond]

It's all about Back to the Future:

"Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"

"Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit."

"Dr. Emmett "Doc" L. Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

[Nash]

army of darkness:
"the way i see it, you have two chances, jack and shit, and jack just left town."
"hey, she-bitch!"

true lies
"you're fired!"
"those idiots." (with arnold's accent, it's hilarious)
"what kind of psycho-bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?"

big lebowski
"i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"let me go to the money machine."
"i want to keep my johnson."

i'll add more later.

[BioMechanic]

Predator:

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

That's Ahnold. Period.

Rocky IV:

"I must break you." Ivan Drago, right before he kicks Apollo's ass.

[dyomides]

Originally posted by Nash
army of darkness:
"the way i see it, you have two chances, jack and shit, and jack just left town."
"hey, she-bitch!"

Actually those should be

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

"YO! She-bitch! Let's go."

And here are some more

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Klaatu verrata n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
"Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
Witch: Who the hell are you?
"Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares."

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

"What's that in your face?" [shovels dirt in his face]

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