Ninja Assassin

[aren]

I'll admit that the one scene where the ninjas invade the Government hideout was a bit on the dark/shaky side, but that was intentional. Otherwise, it was all good.

That's the scene that sticks out in my mind as being difficult to see. I wish the entire movie was like the first 5 minutes. Some crazy ass shit went down. Was it me or was there a black Asian in the gang?

And holy shit at the VW Eos, that car went through ninja hell and was still going.

[Dolemite]

DVD/Blu-Ray's out today.

[Glass Joe]

5 minutes in and this is already the bloodiest movie ever.

I wasn't even half way through this and I was like, "this is the fucking bloodiest movie I've ever seen." I just watched it and I loved it. I grew up in the 80s and it seemed like ninja flicks were everywhere back then and I loved watching them. It was good to see a mainstream new one and I'm glad they didn't tone anything down.

[Dyne]

I didn't care for it. The times where there wasn't any fighting (which a considerable amount) was sleep inducing.

[Dolemite]

Your mom is sleep inducing.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

She kept me "up" for quite some time.

[Dyne]

Sorry Dole. Take away the few killing scenes and the rest was horrible.

[Glass Joe]

I'm not quite sure what you were expecting. There were scenes where ninjas killed people and then we had scenes where they were telling the back story of the main character and the ninja clan he came from. It was pretty much all it could have been being about ninjas and all.

[Shin Johnpv]

The story was the worst thing about this. It was an ok movie but I don't think I'll be watching it again. If they got rid of the stupid ass, government agent discovers with out really even trying secret society of assassin's shit this movie would have been alot better.

[Kev]

Sadly, I still haven't seen this. I want to though.

True story: My ex-girlfriend and I went out to the movies, and the two choices were Ninja Assassin and Twilight: New Moon. I knew (and ultimately still know) nothing of this Twilight appeal, but damnit, Ninja. Assassin. Fuck, what's left to discuss? Well, fuck it, how bad can this Twilight be? I may even get a handjob during the flick, right?

No. She was glued to the film, and no glue was to be coming from me. Not even afterward. For what? Dumbass movie. Waify Donnie Darko bitch cries about some Final Fantasy dude, then falls for a Mexican furry, then cries some more. The end.

That shit was better when it was called Underworld. At least that show had Tits and Explosions. Needy floosy, glad I told her to kick rocks.