I love sluts.
S.C.R.E.A.M.
I only have one exp at work and it didn't involve me jacking it off during lunch. I fingered banged this bitch when I was 19 and working at a pizza joint, I requested return and she only told me it was break time over. WTF..... yeah.... she wanted the N D in the future and I played it cool.....
I think I f'd her gf the next weekend. I dunno. + real rep for me.
I use to fuck a girl that worked in a video store in the middle of nowhere in highschool. Seriously they would get like 5 customers a day, but one would ALWAYS come in when I was doing the deed, assholes. However, free movies + free hershey's ice cream = happy Biff for 9 months (a high school record for me)
So giving birth to your illegitimate child ruined things for you two?
Damn right, stupid bastard.
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