Waxing the Dolphin at Work

[Jetman]

Cushy desk job within view of my office of course.

It only took 15,915 posts, but this is the best one Ive seen from you

[Thief Silver]

That's the stupidest shit said in this thread... congrats.

Don't try and pass the buck queen.

[Advocate]

No such thing as an ugly pussy, noob.

That's the stupidest shit said in this thread... congrats.

Biff. jason ... Jason. Biff.

[Shin Johnpv]

I was friends with a crazy chick for a while who worked for a dealership as like a receptionist or some shit in the garage. She used to masturbate in the bathroom all the damn time. I tried to fuck her but it didn't happen, she was like 35 - 36 and only wanted to fuck 19 year olds, I was 25 - 26 at the time, 6 - 7 years too late.

[Jason]

Don't try and pass the buck queen.

I wasn't. Not all pussy's are pretty... look at a few and you can see for yourself. you can count your mothers if you have to

[Chux]

Pussy doesn't have a face and it's all pink on the inside.

That's what I learned when I was 14.

And I know I've said it before but I fucked my bosses daughter at work, during normal business hours.

[Josh]

Pussy doesn't have a face

[DumpTruck]

[Jason]

Pussy doesn't have a face and it's all pink on the inside.

That's what I learned when I was 14.

And I know I've said it before but I fucked my bosses daughter at work, during normal business hours.

Pussy has lips, it's almost a face... and some lips are nicer then others is all I was saying. Congrats on banging the boss's daughter.

[Thief Silver]

I wasn't. Not all pussy's are pretty... look at a few and you can see for yourself. you can count your mothers if you have to

Yeah, good job on not having reading comprehension. Otherwise you may have noticed that I was talking about you trying to pass off biff's post as dumber than 99% of yours, which it wasn't.

You still hold the record for dumbest post.