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  1. Dead Man Eating

    Last meals on death row.

    Also, the crime that landed the person on death row as well as their final words is listed on this site.

    I always said I would order a big greasy fat ass feast but who the hell knows if I would even be hungry knowing I was just about to die.

    thoughts?

  2. Someone made a thread about this ages ago. I actually tried to find it at one point and I think the link to the article was dead. So, good timing here.

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  3. I heard they don't actually get what they request, the chef just cobbles together an approximation from whatever they have in the prison. So if someone wanted salmon they'd get fish sticks or something.

  4. Last Meal: Hightower, 63, had a final meal request of four fried pork chops, collard greens with boiled okra and "boiling meat", fried corn, fried fatback, fried green tomatoes, cornbread, lemonade, one pint of strawberry ice cream and three glazed donuts.

    Last Meal: Shuler, 40, had a final meal request of t-bone steak, well done with A-1 Steak sauce, baked potato, french fries, grape drink and chocolate cake.
    Gee, I can't tell the black inmates at all...

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  5. Quote Originally Posted by rezo View Post
    I heard they don't actually get what they request, the chef just cobbles together an approximation from whatever they have in the prison. So if someone wanted salmon they'd get fish sticks or something.
    according to the site they seem to get what they ask for.. unless it's all BS. I did hear that one guy ordered Spaghettio's and got actual spaghetti, he was pissed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    Gee, I can't tell the black inmates at all...
    the name or the order of Grape drink tends to give it away.

  6. The real crime here is how many people ask for their steaks well-done.
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  7. Indeed. If I was going to die I'd want that fucker to dripping red.

  8. i would ask for 43 white castles with extra onions and a 12 pack of beer, my revenge would be the terrible gas i would rip on the way to the chair and then the god awful mess i would make in my pants after i expelled my bowels, cause you know the whole being dead thing makes you shit yourself

    *cues the evil laughter*
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  9. Quote Originally Posted by Drewbacca View Post
    The real crime here is how many people ask for their steaks well-done.
    Why do you think they're being executed?

    Ba-dum

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

  10. BOILED okra? Fucking foul.

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