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Thief?
Thief?
Zoobesucherin
Ultimate cock ring.
or
Biggest dick in China?
Food alright? Try the wine!
No morning wood jokes? for the best I guess.
Only thing permanent is change
Originally Posted by Josh
He must have been listening to 88mph! "you look so comfy, I want to fuck you"
Maybe losing his penis would have been good for mankind - one less idiot capable of reproducing.
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
Food alright? Try the wine!
^ tight pants also work well for this reason.
I've been plenty horny in my day, but never enough to think "Damn, that bench is really asking for it."
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
The original title was "Bench Fucker" btw...
Reality for Dummies
maybe thief's fence and that guy's bench should try and fuck. hardcore metal on metal action.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in bees!
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