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  1. Bachelor Party!

    So when my brother asked me this weekend to be his best man, he mentioned that I was also in charge of throwing him a bachelor party.

    Herein lies my problem: I've never been to one, never heard about one from anyone first hand, and am not sure what to do besides obviously get a midget to dance for him (seriously, he wants that).

    So I'm reaching out to you, TnL, to help me figure out what to do. Ideas, past experiences, whatever at all will be helpful. I've still got a year to plan for this, but I realized I need to start thinking about it otherwise somethings going to go totally wrong. Also one question; does this mean I have to pay for the whole party? Please shoot me in the face if the answer is yes.

  2. You're going to need a lot of booze.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  3. Pics or it didn't happen.
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    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  4. Alcohol and strippers.

    It's quite simple.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  5. You're close to Canada. Take that shit over the border to the ballet.
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  6. I hope you like playing Jenga.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by K3V View Post
    You're close to Canada. Take that shit over the border to the ballet.

    This. Hire a limo and buy him a bunch of lap dances. Everyone can get hammered and you have multiple hussies to feast your eyes upon. You could also have the midget provide entertainment all the way there and back.


  8. don't ask me, i did a terrible job
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    I have an Alcatraz-style all-star butthole.

  9. That's not true. Who else can get us to fight with an ugly stripper from the club? It was epic.

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