NHL 2008-2009 Regular Season Thread

[Cowutopia]

I don't understand how the Devils get in such great positions to score and can't put the puck in the fucking net.

[Yoshi]

I do. They let Zubrus waste PP time.

[Cowutopia]

He should be able to score those.

LOL Another shit penalty. Sutter needs to go Lindy Ruff. Penalties = benchings.

[Yoshi]

It's always good to see the Devils take a good, hard fought penalty like too many men on the ice when you're playing the team with the NHL's leading scorer and its best player, who aren't the same player.

edit: I'm coining a new term for the Devils' short handed play: Penalty Suicide.

[Cowutopia]

Hey Langenbrunner sucks. Did you guys see that amazing play Zach made when he touched the puck with his hand but stretched to touch it on with his stick to avoid the hand pass? Don't think Doc caught that.

lol btw Langnebrunner sucks.

Have we laughed at Melrose yet?

Gionta looks so stupid when he crashes the net.

[Yoshi]

Did Melrose create 37 new and stupid line combinations every night? I know someone who has...

[Cowutopia]

By my count, Clarkson has 11 wraparound attempts so far this year, and no goals. Unfortunately, I haven't been counting toe-drag attempts/possessions kept.

I MEAN NEVERMIND BRAIN FART.

Oh jeez, Langs.

[Yoshi]

He actually scored once on the toe drag wrister.

[Cowutopia]

That's true. I remember that one.

Theodore's last save was unreal.


Let's see if we get the power play set up once. Hey, we did. And then Langenbrunner took two shots. Result? No goals. That second one was STELLAR.

[Yoshi]

Gionta taught him how to kill the emblem on the chest.