24: Redemption / 24: Season 7

[Cheebs]

Jack's weapons buddy: Hold it right there, Russkie. You're not sniping Jack today!

Russkie sniper: Crapski. I'm having been captured before shooting the Bauer.

Jack's weapons buddy: That's right. Now I'll just guard you until Jack gets here.

Russkie sniper: In Soviet Russia, Jack guard you!

Jack's weapons buddy: Christ, that hasn't been funny for 20 years.

Russkie sniper: Ok, Ok. But great Stalin's Ghost! Quick for to look behind yourself! I have never seen such a spectacle!

Jack's weapons buddy: What? I don't see anything. Is it tiny? Hey, it sounds like you're disassembling something. You're not disassembling anything, are you? Once I see this amazing spectacle and turn back around, I better not find you disassembling anything like your cell phone.

Russkie sniper: *fumble, fumble, disassemble* I swear to great Zangief I would never be doing that. *NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Jack's weapons buddy: Hey, hey, hey! That sounds like eating! Damn, this amazing spectacle is hard to find... You're not eating, are you?

Russkie sniper: Hmmpf mmrr fmmphf.

Jack's weapons buddy: What?

Russkie sniper: No.

[bbobb]

That was horrible cheebs.

[Cheebs]

In Soviet Russia it was fucking awesome.

[Despair]

Sorry Cheebs, but not this time.

[Cheebs]

"It's Jack Bauer! It's Jack Bauer!"

Best line ever delivered on television? I think so!



Holy shit. This is how you end a beloved TV show.

[Razor Ramon]

Motherfuckin' Bauer went nuts. I am truly excited for next week's episode. I may have to ban my roommate from coming home until 10 so I can watch it in peace.

[cka]

BEST 24 EVER

[Despair]

It truly WAS one of the best if not the best 24 episode.

Jack was truly in Terminator mode. From donning that body armor with awesome mask, and just going nuts in the tunnel, to the glorious return of the Jack Choke Hold, applied to Logan, to the his I'm Coming Up moment. When camera went through the room with like 6 fucking dead bodies there, one crawling and Novikovitch with a fucking FIREPOKER in his gut, it was Jack's at his 100%. All that and being knifed and bleeding. Also Jack, had a fucking arsenal in his bag of tricks, armor, rifles, shotguns, grenades !!! Jack just walked on, as he was hit by gunfire. Bulletproof Bitches !!!

Cole has been released to go after Madsen and Jack. Poor chum was acting tough, to impress Chloe: If Jack does not surrender I AM TAKING HIM DOWN LOL Chloe almost laughed. I feel bad to what coming to Cole.

I was bit disappointed that Jack didn't take out CTU squad with Pillar in the tunnels, but I guess they saved it for finale.

Once again, Logan did a tremendous mind-fuck to Taylor, bitch is beyond redemption now, as Logan's darkness is in her soul. Its all about her pride, legacy and PEEEECE process now.

Logan in the car absolutely shitting his pants as Jack approaches. Great, great scene. Also Jack asking questions and giving Charlie a gut-punch.

And big reveal of Suvarov being a big baddie. Shit, Jack is about take down TWO fucking governments !!!! I loved how Jack played the SAME fucking trick with a bug on the Logan for the 2nd time.

Next week we get more action, Jack smiling as he about snipe someone and promise of big surprise ending. Fuck yeah !

Now THATS the way to end the show.

[Advocate]

Despair pretty much summed up my thoughts. After being in the hospital, I missed out on the last few weeks of the show. I finally caught them on Hulu.

If this was the 24 theatrical movie we would have seen the Embassy scene. We would have seen the Firepoker get impaled into Novikovich's chest.

The Finale will be GLORIOUS!

[Spike]

Easily the best episode of 24 ever. Period.

There is only two possible ways this is going to end. Either Jack's going to die, which is the most likely scenario and they are using the movie as a ruse to throw everyone off. Or, Mrs. Hassan is going to recruit Jack as part of her country's military force.