The Expendables

[Error]

That's gotta be some sort of photoshop, it doesn't strike me as looking real.

[Nash]

This movie is missing Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Christopher Walken, and a cameo by Arnold.

[Despair]

Add Sensei Seagal to get it to the point of PERFECTION

[Advocate]

That's gotta be some sort of photoshop, it doesn't strike me as looking real.

I wish it were fake.

[Rumpy]

Roids are a hell of a drug.

[Drewbacca]

Shoulda got this guy:

Rashad has a big enough ego as it is.

[Advocate]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in.

Hey folks, Harry here... Just got off the phone with... ahem "my source" ahem... who let me know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be playing Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in THE EXPENDABLES. He will be shooting for one day, and it seems that the Gov and Sly's character Barney Ross have some history back when the Gov was shooting CONAN THE BARBARIAN! Also - Ben Kingsley is out as the dirty bastard CIA sob, and Eric Roberts is in! Also, Mickey Rourke has finally signed on officially!

The production is a month out from shooting, and reportedly according to (ahem) my source (ahem), the script has been being beaten into shape by Stallone who has been struggling to nail the right tonal balance of humor, action and emotional reality. So there you have it. Sly and Arnie are both in this film. I'd take that to the bank, I have a really good (ahem) source (ahem) on this!

So has Eric Roberts and Danny Trejo.

El Mayimbe here with a small bit...

Ok, this news is not as big as Arnold Schwarzenegger, but what the hell we gotta show real Latino actors love.

According to my trusted source, tough guy actor Danny Trejo, aka MACHETE has joined the cast of Sylvester Stallone's THE EXPENDABLES!

I don't know what role it is but I think it might actually be for a bad guy role most likely in the regime of the main bad guy that The Expendables have to topple.

So now Trejo joins Eric Roberts, Mickey Rourke and Arnold Schwarzenegger!

The film follows a team of mercenaries who head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

[Error]

That first quote should see a doctor, that cough is horrible.

[Dolemite]

also he's fucking 60 years old.

62, actually. He's in insane shape for a man his age- if you look at how lean his face is, you can tell he wasn't in nearly that shape when he did the last Rambo movie.

Keep in mind, however, that he's filled to the brim with Steroids and Human Growth Hormone.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in.

[KB BLACKLION]

Advo keeps me up to date with this movie. I fucking can't wait for this shit. All we need now is Van Damme and Segal. Nah replace Van Damme with Cobra Kai's sensei ... John Creese.