The Obama Presidency

[Yoshi]

I had thought Clinton retaliated after the USS Cole attack, apparently not.

Yeah, he blew up a few tents.

[Dyne]

The government as it is now has no idea how to abolish racial tension.

Why does the government have to do this? Shouldn't it be the burden of the individuals?

[Yoshi]

Obama's safety net: the TelePrompter

When you're a puppet, you need a master.

[Doc Holliday]

Are the individuals not the government?

[Yoshi]

I hope not. Keep democracy out of my republic.

[Othello Harrington]

We have not seen failure to make decisions at the executive level in our country this bad since Jimmy Carter. This guy is a 1-term failure ticket that going to take the gas out of the democratic party.

All the shit you guys hyped him on? Guess what, he isn't doing any of it, idiots.

Thanks Obama!

[Doc Holliday]

When you're a puppet, you need a master.

Biden's no Dick Cheney, that's for sure.

[Othello Harrington]

Biden is not much of anything.

[Doc Holliday]

Obama will ride this depression into part II just like Bush rode the Iraq War into a sequel. Only difference is Obama was handed this tragedy and just needs to sustain it. Bush, unfortunately had to make his own.

[Doc Holliday]

There will be a Kerry-like anti-Obama run in 2012 denouncing the Democrats destruction of values, while Obama will chant "Keep The Change!" Pictures will come out of customer abuse at the newly U.S. taken-over Citibank and spread across 60 Minutes. Obama's ratings will plummet, but a silly picture of the Republican nominee waterskiing at a WorldCom getaway will result in an ultimate loss for the party. November 6, 2012 OBAMA WINS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

The Republican's only hope, however, will lie in the young, unknown but provacative keynote speaker from Puerto Rico born to a white mother.[cue My Chemical Romance]