"I Hate My Local Trader Joe's" Thread

[Chux]

Well I don't browse, I shop. I know what I want, I go in, I get it. No dilly dally, if I happen to see something not on my list that I want while I'm in transit to the next place I'll grab it, if not oh well fuck you.

[FirstBlood]

If you're on a food run for a stupid restaurant, of course you're going to think trader joes is expensive because you're buying produce at a place that doesn't even have scales at their register to weigh shit.
Everything else is either cheap as hell (frozen goods, nuts, cereal, cheese), or the same price at at pathmark (meat, fresh breads, milk, eggs).

And sure, Walmart is probably cheaper. Everything is cheaper there, IT'S FUCKING WALMART. Idiot.

[Seik]

I'll go so far as to say that, I won't be friends with someone who exclusively shops at Trader Joe's, or if it's their first choice for grocery shopping. Gohron is right on the money in his indictment of the people who shop there. All white, upper middle class yuckity yuppies who praise their children for something as simple as a bowel movement.

[Chux]

Seik is as black as this spoiler, confirmed

[kingoffighters]

Trade Joes have so many yummy treats, I feel sorry for the people who hate that place. When I go shopping, I don't give a rat ass about other shoppers, I go in and buy the stuff I want and leave, not to hang around and feel disgusted by the sea of humanity.

[Advocate]

Trade Joes have so many yummy treats, I feel sorry for the people who hate that place.

this.

Also, I know the Trader Joe's he's talking about.

He's on crack.

[Opaque]

I work in a restaurant. Sometimes we have to make "emergency runs" for stuff we may run out of.

Ok, that makes sense.

At first I thought you were doing this to yourself by giving your dinner some amazing priority.

[PaCrappa]

Its PCC not Whole Paycheck...

But I swear Whole Foods is the only place more expensive than PCC. We wnet to the WF in Bellevue a couple weeks ago. HOLY FUCK

[PaCrappa]

I'll go so far as to say that, I won't be friends with someone who exclusively shops at Trader Joe's, or if it's their first choice for grocery shopping. Gohron is right on the money in his indictment of the people who shop there. All white, upper middle class yuckity yuppies who praise their children for something as simple as a bowel movement.

I'd rather put up with these types than put up with the Wal-Tards.

[NGEFreek]

Parmesean Ranch makes Trader Joes worthwhile.