Assistant TO the produce manager.
Assistant TO the produce manager.
Oh no you didn't!
A recent experience with Trader Joe's....I sometimes drive through the parking lot on the side that my restaurant and Trader Joe's share to get to another parking lot in the back. A week ago, I got stuck for 15 minutes behind a Trader Joe customer who decided to stop in the entrance to the parking lot until a spot opened up for her to park. A mini-traffic jam formed in the street as a result and no amount of horn honking could deter her. I had to wait until she pulled up a few inches to allow clearance for my car to pass. I wanted to reign down curses on her very soul but I was nearly late to work at this point (despite the fact that my clock-in terminal was no more than 100 feet away). Maybe it's just the area, but these are frequent customers at our Trader Joe's. Fuck that place.
Next time get out of your car, go over clock in, come back, punch her car, and get back in and wait. Or if you're feeling manly push her car.
Shitty people are fucking everywhere, it doesn't surprise me that you run into them in parking lots no matter what fucking store is out front. And it's rain, not reign.
NO THIS IS TRADER JOE'S OR SHOULD I SAY TRADER HOE TIP TOE TOO SLOW NO GO FEMALE SHOPPER FOE FO SHO'S FAULT
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Ever since I found out soymilk gives you tits I've stuck with almond milk.
Since I found out soymilk gives you tits I've drank a gallon a day.
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