Daggone Goose was askin' for it IMO
My mom got attacked by a goose a few years ago and it kicked the shit out of her. She grabbed it's neck and it started flapping her wings and she had bruises all over her body. It was pretty crazy.
Poor Gabby. All she was doing was being a good girl, then this goose comes a-walkin' in wanting blood.
Daggone goose.
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fuckin' heart out!
I'm not a devious man by nature... but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gonna be downright Archimedean.
Swans are much, much worse than geese. I have had combat experiences with both of them. Odd to see a goose by itself, though. Usually they roam in pairs.
Originally Posted by rezo
For some reason almost everyone I know seems to be scared of geese or swans. This guy did exactly what I would have done, grabbed it be the neck and chucked the stupid thing, though I would have put down the camera and tossed him with two hands hammer throw style.
"I don't like fellas that kill me. Not in general."
And no one would watch your video.
No one is scared of geese. I mean, like, in a mortally threatened kind of way, anyway. They're just nasty and persistent when they get going. Swans are usually bigger, though, so they do much more damage. A swans beak slapping closed sounded like someone snapping a leather belt together.
Beavers are very aggressive, too. And their bites can pierce bone with ease. I've never had much encounters with beavers except flooding in the creeks that caused plenty of dripping wet shoes because of the cunts and their dams clogging everything up.
Last edited by Drewbacca; 03 Apr 2009 at 12:30 AM.
Originally Posted by rezo
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