Official 2009 Major League Baseball Season Thread

[Rich]

I hope posada falls down the dugout steps in between innings and breaks his femur and falls on it awkwardly so it punctures his lung and blood spurts out of his lung and lands on the floor and he rolls in the blood to coat and all of the flies in the area are attracted to the blood and so swarm him and then nick swisher, who probably hates flies, punches him in the face and he dies.

[Brisco Bold]

Me too.

He's a dick.

[Rich]

Whoops. I read what you wrote wrong. I thought you were referring to the second pass ball. I was saying I saw it coming—a run being scored as a result—after the first one.

I can't say it enough... the difference between runs given up as a direct result of posada and runs scored as a direct result of posada is WORSE than it would be with Molina behind the plate.

[Rich]

You can call him Mr. October Rodriguez

[Brisco Bold]

Dude, the Molina brothers fucking rock. You're preaching to the choir.

[Rich]

Hideki Clutchsui!

The Yankees Win! Theeeeeeeee Yankees Win!

[Brisco Bold]

There go the Twins.

[Rich]

Posada almost costs the Yankees ANOTHER run by allowing men on 2nd and 3rd instead of 1st and 2nd with 0 outs.

He could have just as easily cost the team 3 runs this game instead of 1 while producing 0.

Fuck him.

[Brisco Bold]

But he's really upset he doesn't get to start game 2. Awww.

[Rich]

But he's really upset he doesn't get to start game 2. Awww.

The Yankees are up 4 runs. Is Jorge Posada's ego really worth a playoff game? Fuck him and put Molina in there. You don't need a bat right now.