Well the thing is, it's really easy to get pussy pretty much anywhere in the world.
Is it like... really easy to get pussy in Japan? Every time I look at the news there's another story about angry Japanese men giving up on sex in favor of some creepy form of masturbation. Are the rest of the guys in Japan each banging like 6 women or something?
Well the thing is, it's really easy to get pussy pretty much anywhere in the world.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
I checked out the realdoll site, and they actually sell kits to refurb used fuckdolls.
Okay, so... 100 dolls. I mean... hmm. One? Okay, I can understand that. Two? Sure, I guess. Once you get past that point, don't you start asking yourself why exactly you need more than that?
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I'd like to get three. And drive around town with them naked in my car. Or leave them in the yard naked. Or hang one from a tree.
Considering how "evil" sex and nudity is in the south I could get a lot of milage out of naked people jokes.
"OMG NAKED PEOPLE"
"haha, no, just real doll"
">=C"
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