Vikings sucked.
This show is a fantastic way to kill an hour.
The only one I found boring was the Yakuza V mafia as essentially that's just a streetfight.
The Maori were a really really dangerous outfit despair. They were uber trained from birth and had a. variety of weapons. They did use guns though, wonder if that makes it into the sim.
Also, as a Maori you had to eat the eyes of your defeated opponent, yuck.
They will go Shaolin wank just like they went samurai wank. No fucking way a 5'6 inch midget warrioe defeats a 6' 200 pound viking the majority of the time. The vikings would have raped japan dry.
Vikings sucked.
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Originally Posted by rezo
Fuck all this scientific data, bigger is always better!
Bigger, stronger, and more experienced in real warfare.
I mean the samurai and the whole I call you out then we fight one on one shit is cute and all, but is unpractical at best in this situation. Plus they would be at a tactical disadvantage againt the foundation for modern hit and run guerilla tactics. It's not like Olaf is calling Fuma on his fucking blackberry saying I'll be raiding Kyoto next thursday, be ready.
Nobunaga would have no answer for 500 assholes swinging axes and fighting dirty. Vikings could sack a town of 500 in 15 minutes, well before the samurai could have their customary tea and get dressed up in armor.
You're a smart guy dude, but don't bring a knife into a history debate when I have a gun. It was my undergrad and all![]()
And you obviously didn't study much Azuchi and Edo period japan did you? Your posts make it obvious you don't know shit about the Samurai class. Sure they had traditions that they followed at times, but they were also INCREDIBLY brutal and quick to adapt. Also ready for a fight at ANY time, the Vikings would not catch them by surprise. I did study these things in school, Samurai were not the same as what you see in the movies.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
They went 0-2 vs the fucking hugonots.
Last edited by Othello Harrington; 15 May 2009 at 12:08 AM.
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