American Ninja Remake!

[cka]

just kidding, it's uwe boll's ninja gaiden



I'll watch it because it's fucking impossible to fuck up a ninja movie

[Timber]

I'll watch it because it's fucking impossible to fuck up a ninja movie

Someone told that to Uwe Boll and he took on Ninja Gaiden just to prove it wrong.

[Nick]

Blu-ray or theatrical re-release, please.

[cka]

 Directory of D:\

07/12/2008  02:56 PM    <DIR>          American.Ninja.1985.DVDRip.XivD
07/12/2008  09:58 PM    <DIR>          American.Ninja.2.The.Confrontation.1987.DVDRip.XviD
07/13/2008  05:43 PM    <DIR>          American.Ninja.3.Blood.Hunt.1989.DVDRip.XviD
07/14/2008  03:17 AM    <DIR>          American.Ninja.4.The.Annihilation.1990.DVDRip.XviD
07/14/2008  06:47 PM    <DIR>          American.Ninja.5.1993.DVDRip.XviD

blu-ray collection, please~

[Dolemite]

Why does he JUST do videogame movies?

[cka]

probably because securing the rights is cheap and easy and he doesn't have to worry about shit like writing and character development since it's already done by the games

[Space Pirate Roberts]

...Ryu's white? Motherfucking lawl.

[Daitokuji]

Fuck dude allz you had to say is Uwe Boll is directing another movie and I'm muthafuckin' there!

[Despair]

WTF, there are NO Uwe Boll presence in this project, instead we got low budget martial arts director extraordinary Isaac Florentine, starring Scot Adkins, martial artist turned actor who recently played Deadpool at the end of Origins. Whatever story gonna be, I KNOW that fights WILL BE AWESOME, because there are people behind and infront the camera who know what the fuck they are doing, and how to do action and ma fighting just right.

Coming out from the company producing Stallone's Expendables, so I got some good hopes for this. I am sure it will be better than Origins lol

[Despair]

Clip



Looking Good. OMG Batman Ninja