RoboGeisha

[Dolemite]

Fuck, this trailer is insane. I hope this movie actually has no plot or dialogue, just non-stop crazy death scenes.

[Josh]

Sounds like a knock off of Live and Let Die.

This.

[cka]

why do the buildings bleed

[Josh]

Why wouldn't they?

[Cowutopia]

It reminds me of Starcraft a little bit, too. The music.

[Dolemite]

This reminds me, I've been meaning to rent Tokyo Gore Police.

[Josh]

I hear its on Netflix Instant...

[animegirl]

It's awesome RENT IT

[Dolemite]

I'm downloading this movie now. I'll let you know if it's good crap or bad crap after I get around to watching it.

[Dolemite]

Seems to be bad crap.

I could only find it in Japanese with no subtitles, so I have no idea what any of these assholes are saying. And sadly, there's A LOT of talking (in THIS type of movie? That's stupid) and not enough action. I'd like to think that if I understood what was being said the movie might have been more entertaining, but since there has never been a modern Japanese movie made with a well-structured story and good dialogue, I doubt that's the case.

Anyway, I just skipped around and watched the action scenes. They were pretty decent, but hard to find, since there's so much talking, and weren't even close to being as bloody as the ones in Tokyo Gore Police. There's also a lot of scantily-clad Japanese women present, all of whom reinforce the fact that all the chicks over there are built like 15 year-old boys. Not my thing.

Actually, RoboGeisha isn't nearly as crazy or bizarre as the trailer would suggest (pretty much all the weird shit is spoiled by the trailer), although there ARE girls who shoot throwing stars out of their assholes. Props for that.

Overall, it kinda sucks. I thought it would at least be fun in a WTF kinda way.

I was good with it until that girl started bleeding from her ass.

Apparently, geting stabbed in the ass is fatal within 10 seconds.