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Why do all women break out the full name when they're pissed?
"It's all in the reflexes"
Fucking funny shit in this thread.
Why do all women break out the full name when they're pissed?
Difference between current gf and past gf's = current gf read that shit up there about cheating on her and let it go as some internet shit. Past GF's would have been on my dick about it for months and decided I didn't really love them.
Destin < Razor in MvC3
This thread is too good.
Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
Now seasoned with health
Me: So can I come over and tap that?
Mr-K: We can fuck in the street and just ruin everyone's day.
Me: I'll see you in a few hours then.
Mr-K: I am not picking you up at the airport and you are not sleeping over. These are the rules.
Me: Fair enough.
Farts Farts Farts
Here's a few.
To Ashley, across the office;
Me: Ay girl when you gon let me tap that?
(She walked over to my desk and asked me what the fuck).
To my wife;
Me: Ay girl when you gon let me tap that?
Her: Stop wasting your phone credit.
To my sister;
Me: Ay girl when you gon let me tap that?
Her: What the fuck r u on about?
Me: Tappin that shit.
Her: Who is this?
Me: Tom
Her: You're fucked in the head.
ABOUT ME.
"Underground music should have its back turned, it needs to be gone, untrackable, unreadable"
Aussies tap it down under.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
Alright, Detour wins for having the balls to try his sister.
Farts Farts Farts
Arjue's probably tried it a few times already.
ABOUT ME.
"Underground music should have its back turned, it needs to be gone, untrackable, unreadable"
Now seasoned with health
lolburn.
I'm heading out to the pub right now. After a few beers, I will try this with another ex girlfriend. Lets see what happens.
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