Text a Girl and Ask Her If You Can "Tap That"

**Doc Holliday** · 31 Jul 2009, 10:36 AM

How in the world do WoWers find time to do this shit?

**Jason** · 31 Jul 2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Alright, Detour wins for having the balls to try his sister.

bullshit, I tapped my dad... I WIN!!!

**Anthony** · 31 Jul 2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Jason

bullshit, I tapped my dad... I WIN!!!

This post reminded me of Biff for some reason.

**Jason** · 31 Jul 2009, 10:47 AM

we're the same person, remember?

**Cowutopia** · 01 Aug 2009, 02:26 AM

I have got more!

Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: get jon and danya to agree and i'm in. Tova would also be a nice touch
Me: I'm on it.
Her: And jizz in my shampoo. Girls love that.

Ok next up is a cunt of a girl who dated one of my friends in high school. I secured her number through a friend. She is a total witch and everyone fucking hates her, oh yeah, and she got fat since high school.

Me: Ay girl when you gunna let me me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: Aw you know it's your boy from p-town jus lookin for a taste
Her: Not really sure who this is, but what kind of idiot says p-town? Woldman? (<--my last name)
Me: How could you forget alllll this?
Her: Wow. That was a great guess on my part. Way to have your number on facebook, tool.
Me: <picture of me with no shirt on>
Her: I moved away and never looked back. (I guess she was talking about her ex?)
Her: Yea, I won't be retrieving that message on the net. iPhone doesn't take multimedia texts.
Me: Shit if i didn't have my number on facebook how would all these bitches get a piece?
Her: Who wants a piece of that besides your gf?
Me: Man too bad it'd be good for you to see a juicy cock.
Her: I'm sure I don't need to see that. But thanks for assuming that I can't get any.
Her: Yea. Short guy who has an awkward overconfidence. Where does one even get to sign up for that?
Me: Don't act so upset. U kno I like to throw them big girls a bone now and then.

She hasn't responded since.

**Finch** · 01 Aug 2009, 03:33 AM

that was very rude of you.

**Gohron** · 01 Aug 2009, 03:52 AM

And also very hilarious.

I got a wrong number text from a girl, thinking I was another girl and I sent a text back saying I was busy getting my pussy waxed but never got anything back