Do You Have a College Degree?

[Othello Harrington]

Shut up.

[Fe 26]

I had to show this guy (the owner's son) how to use excel among many other things. On the one hand - college is a bunch of horseshit. On the other hand, now that I saved enough money I am currently attending college to finish what I started. Mostly because I feel like the restaurant game was a waste of my brain. Working for an idiot was anyway.

To be fair, they no longer really teach excel (or any software) in a lot of majors. I don't really know how to use excel.

I plan on learning it sometime. It can be a pretty useful for just about anything.

On the one hand - college is a bunch of horseshit.

this is true.

[Josh]

The world is full of idiots, you're gonna have to work for one at one point or another Josh.

I'm not willing to settle.

[Fe 26]

Shut up.

I can't help it if you want to talk about the real world in a thread about college.

Hey, why don't we talk about life on mars while we are at it?

[Josh]

Is there life on mars, girl?
If there is I want to go there.
Just like Elton John, the rocketman.
He sure bought some fucked up clothes there.

[Doc Holliday]

by the looks of your last year's health, you're going need to keep yourself in tip top shape.

Drink Whiskey. It preserves the systems.

[icarusfall]

Unless you're talking about genius level nerds of which we don't have many at TNL, except maybe Yoshi.

Get off his dick.

It's gross.

[Drewbacca]

The world is full of idiots, you're gonna have to work for one at one point or another Josh.

I'm not willing to settle.

I think he's offering you a job.

[Drewbacca]

The funniest idiots on these boards don't have degrees, I'm learning. Besides me of course. I'm the exception that proves the rule.

[Brisco Bold]

I was going to disagree with you, but I think, to an extent, you're right: Some of the most consistently hilarious poster do not in fact have degrees.