The Book of Eli

[Hubbitron]

I was shocked when I found out Eli was black.

This was a good action flick. The violence was satisfactory.

[Anal Kaboom]

Braille Bibles are huge

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Saw it last night. Should have cast Rutger Hauer.
Was alright, but I thought the twist was pretty dumb, and how is it that everyone in the world born after the Big Flash was sorta fucked up, but Mila was a goddess?

[Hubbitron]

WHAT ABOUT SHOOTING AN ARROW THROUGH A MAN'S ANUS AND OUT HIS PEE HOLE?

[Compass]

Let's try and keep it down in here, fellas.

[Hero]

Haven't seen the movie, but read that LJ thing. What the hell? So when a movie is critical of Christianity it's 'provocative' and protesters are 'redneck Bible thumping nutjobs' but a movie uses religion in a quasi-positive context and the same people see it as 'Rapture jerkoff material?'

I mean, f'real?

Now I'm actually interested in seeing it, to see what the fuss is about.

[Drewbacca]

Atheism is the new religion.

[Anal Kaboom]

Oh jeez...

[aren]

Bad mutha fuckin' ass movie. Denzel is a fucking beast. Twist was awesome. That lj reviewer needs to shut the fuck up.

I loved how when the Oldman's crew was shooting at Denzel, they couldn't aim worth a fuck because they don't use weapons much to save bullets. The head guy missed like a pointblank shot.

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[Fe 26]

No stupid, it was because Jesus was protecting Eli.

Fuck man!