Roping a Deer (Terrible Idea)

[Aurora]

I fed a deer a snickers bar once. It ate it and then it got a boner and wouldn't leave the side of my car.

We had sex soon after.

[Hubbitron]

Not exactly rape though.

[Aurora]

This is true. But I did stick the second Snickers in his anus and eat it out. He didn't want me to do this but I was determined after watching a Friends marathon on tv.

[cigsthecat]

I saw some girl wearing a Friends shirt the other day.

[Hubbitron]

lasagnafarts.

[Bojack]

This cop had a better idea.

[Josh]

I ate so much asparagus tonight. The stink is coming out of my pores.

[Fe 26]

delicious copypasta

[Tracer]

I ate so much asparagus tonight. The stink is coming out of my pores.

Your piss will smell like asparagus for weeks.

[Fe 26]

sexy