Reply With QuoteBuh....buh they so LOVABLE!
And I want to take the short girl home and keep her forever an ever.
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The season premiere was the greatest two-hours in television history. Imagine Guido Beach stretched into a Real World type season.
Quotes like, "I'll cut your hair when you're sleeping," or "You know, it's a whole culture. The working out, the tanning, the gel." A guy who calls himself "The Situation," because his abs are so impressive they've become a situation. A break-up montage on the first episode after a three-day-long romance. Fist fights between roommates, but dinner and grace at the kitchen table the same night. The phrase "guidette" used seriously—and with pride.
Last edited by Brisco Bold; 12 Jan 2010 at 12:41 AM.
LEWKIT AWL DAT JYUUCE!
Buh....buh they so LOVABLE!
And I want to take the short girl home and keep her forever an ever.
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
LEWKIT AWL DAT JYUUCE!
oh and lol @ situations drawn on lookin abs.
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS
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Much of, if not all of, the Jersey Shore is a bug infested filth wallow, I hope all these people get malaria.
This has not been true for many years. They tightened up the dumping laws a lot like 10 years ago and it's a lot better now.
Also, I hope you rubes all know every reality show is 1000% fake unless it involves a contest with a cash prize and legally constitutes a game show. I don't even think these people are from Jersey, they sound like they're from Staten.
They sound like TNL's Dolemite actually.
Yeah go to Cape May and see if anyone sounds like that. For that matter Sea Isle City, Avalon, Stone Harbour, Margate, Ventor, Brigantine, etc. The only beach down South that I can say you COULD find SOME people like that are the more popular beaches now ... Wildwood (aka Childwood), Ocean City, and Atlantic City (more because of the gambling, than actual swimming).
And lets get ONE THING clear ... more like Crystal Clear. North Jersey beaches are WAY FUCKING different than South Jersey Beaches.
North Jersey = North of Trenton.
South Jersey = South of Trenton.
If you live in an area that get Channel 6 of Philadelphia (aka WPVI) and you can see this ...
You live in the Southern Area of NJ.
Funny sidenote: People that live in Trenton get both NY and Philly broadcasts. Jon Stewart, of the Daily Show, is from Trenton.
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Bullshit. You bennies just have no idea. It's not difficult to avoid this shit. South Jersey beaches are many and clean and beautiful with fucking wildlife and shit. Even though I live in North Jerz I never go to any beaches that are less than an hour from me.
But these people do exist and there are areas in which they perennially hang out. Avoid them.
You'll find white trash people at those beaches, but not New York guidos, which is what this show is.
But even then, dude, you're kind of buying into this whole thing where the north says the problem is down south and the south says the problem is up north, and it's all kind of bullshit. Since I moved up north I go to Seaside Heights which is supposed to be ground zero for this shit, and it's pretty much the same shit. You don't see this cartoon Guido thing unless you during spring break or some stupid excuse to party weekend.
Well back in the 80s and early 90s, there was a lot of problems with waste dumping. You'd see medical waste bags with needles and shit wash up on the shore in Wildwood (which is where everything washes up because of currents). He's talking about a real thing, but it hasn't been that way in many years, and, as you've mentioned, it wasn't really ever a problem at a lot of places. Most of the shore is beautiful.
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I went to Coney Island over the summer on a lark and never stopped laughing at the amount of horrible people there. You yankee city folk do not belong on a beach.
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