Movies you cannot watch again.

[Pineapple]

This though was brewing in my head since the movies you can watch ad nauseum thread.

So, movies you saw and either during or after thought "Why did I waste my time?" or "God I can't believe I sat through that".

I have several, probably a lot more when I take time to think about it, but:

Neverending Story 2: Garbage. I loved the first movie, still have fun with it today, but Jonathan Brandis should have died BEFORE this movie was ever though of.

Clerks: I have tried to watch this movie. It plods along with boring dialogue and I just can't keep watching it for more than a half hour before I turn it off. I want to like it, but good lord I can't. Clerks 2 I can watch over and over, go figure.

Bruno: What. The. Fuck. I generally enjoy Sacha BC and especially Borat I loved. I can watch that any night of the week and not skip past anything. I went into Bruno hoping for something just as fun/funny and I honestly did not laugh the entire movie (and I laugh easily, especially when drunk). Fuck this movie, I can understand showing a penis for comedic value (Hi, TNL!), but this was just above and beyone stupid.

Here comes the hate train...
Commando: Had never seen it and my friend (like many here) said it was an amazing movie that must be seen cuz it's the first time they let Arnold speak and it's so bad that it's good.
I hate to say but no, it's so bad that it's really bad. Yes, "I lied" is funny in the context of the movie, but a couple (and really there weren't a lot of funny lines) quotes do not make a bad movie good. People 'sploding happens all the time, and most of the time in better context. I'm sorry, this is in no way a "good" movie. Funny, at times, but my life would be fine if I didn't own this movie now. Only reason I'm not selling it is cuz a friend got it for me. Same reason I haven't sold the movies SSJN got my for my Bday last two years (cuz I could make some bank on Barbie and Hanna Montana unopened!)

[Mr-K]

So you mean movies you don't like rather than movies that were really harrowing? I mean there are plenty of movies I would never ever want to sit through again, ever.... Tyler Perry movies for example.

But hard to watch movies that are still good... eeerr. I mean I know they exist, I just don't bother watching them.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I clicked into the thread thinking it was about movies you used to like, but can't stomach anymore.
So that's how I'm going to treat it.
First one to jump into my mind was Boondock Saints. LOVED it for years, just can't stomach it any more.

[Nash]

Most mystery movies or movies with a twist.

[Gohron]

I've seen a lot of shitty movies, but I have made a commitment to never watch Star Wars Episode 1 or 2 again. I went to Star Wars in Concert last month and had to sit through a bunch of stuff from the first two movies and it made me feel embarrassed to be there.

[Aurora]

Shattered Glass.

[Timber]

The Village - If it wasn't freezing outside or if I had driven myself I would have left the theater about half way through the first time. No way am I ever going to sit through that again.

Citizen Kane - I don't care if everyone else in the world says it's the perfect film, there's no way in hell I'm wasting another 2 hours of my life on this pile of shit. I've actually seen it twice, first when I was around 17 and again around 23 just to see if I was originally wrong about it... I wasn't.

[Fe 26]

Domino - zero desire to ever see this again

Star wars - Episode one.

[Klonoa]

nashville

[Changeling]

Oliver Stone's The Doors.

I enjoyed it as a kid and it introduced me to their music (mission accomplised for them, I know) . I went back a few years ago and found it to be so fucking embarassing. SOME of the music is still classic, but the movie is horrible, horrible shit.