This Just In: Nintendo Doesn't Get It

[YellerDog]

Remember that sweet ass Police 9-11 game with the motion sensors, and how the Wii was gonna be EVEN BETTER??

[A Robot Bit Me]

Police 911 and Mocap Boxing are the Citizen Kane and Citizen Kane 2 of gaming respectively. But those were before Nintendo showed everyone that not every motion-sensing videogame has to be fantastic like those. Some can be gimmicky and kind of shitty. If it not for those jerks, we'd still be getting masterpiece after masterpiece on the EyeToy .

[YellerDog]

Citizen Kane 2 is the one where he has the comeback and wins at the end. I like that one the best.

[Finch]

I still don't see how a debate over how difficult Nintendo's games are is pertinent to the original post.

Those two gooks made no comparison of how difficult they think NSMB Wii is to some other specific game - they merely explained their theory behind one aspect of the game's design.

What the debate should be about is the statements they made in that explanation.

Iwata says practice makes perfect, Yoshi responds with "This is Socialism", Bbobb says, "I hate Nintendo", you respond with "You don't have to use the continue function in a good arcade game, but I like using it so I don't have to start over". I'm not sure this was ever a debate more than it was a practice in Dadaism.

[Fe 26]

more like meeting of the negative nellies

[Aurora]

If Miyamoto weren't black ya'll won't be talkin this way.

[Mman]

negative nellies

Oh snap!

[Pineapple]

Police 911 is pretty fucking great. The Wii is not. I honestly don't know why I haven't sold mine.

[James]

Those two gooks...

Goddamn Vietnamese gaming industry, I can't believe how much it sucks now since it ruled the day back in the 80s. What the hell is wrong with southeast Asia, anyway? Ah well, at least the Vietnamese vert shooters are still top-notch, even if they lean too heavily on bullet hell and rote memorization.

Would have been nice if anything had ever come out of Japan. I bet they'd have had some interesting ideas about game design.

James

[dog$]

Dude all gooks look and sound alike with their ching chong wing wong language and sloped foreheads and such. How am I supposed to know where those two are from.

Compass