Retarded Facebook Status Updates

**Mr-K** · 30 Dec 2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

In that case I should add that this girl now looks to be pushing 200lbs and is posing in her profile pic with her two ugly kids and a husband that looks exactly like Edward James Olmos in Stand And Deliver.

You see? How awesome is that?

**Cheebs** · 30 Dec 2009, 11:45 AM

Why do you guys bother with this crap? Just stick to TNL where the pain and annoyance leave you alone until you actively seek them out.

**Fe 26** · 30 Dec 2009, 04:23 PM

The fuck you say.

**Dolemite** · 30 Dec 2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Josh

I also accidentally deleted some real people around this time... including Ramon. His vagina went into orbit.

Did you take him back? It would be hilarious if you didn't.

**DumpTruck** · 30 Dec 2009, 06:17 PM

I don't mind facebook, but yes I do agree that some people take that shit a bit overboard and that is why I am happy there is a *Hide* feature to help fix this nonsense. If that isn't enough though I will just delete that person that is bugging me.....like I did to Advocate, because he was being a faggot

**Dyne** · 30 Dec 2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Josh

I also accidentally deleted some real people around this time... including Ramon. His vagina went into orbit.

This is what fascinates me. People won't talk or comment for the longest time so every couple of months I delete these people. All the sudden you get a text (since they're IRL associates) asking "WHY YOU DELETE ME!?"

Really? I always wondered if you get a big splash page every time someone deletes you.

**Mzo** · 30 Dec 2009, 11:33 PM

I don't think anything tells you when someone drops you in FB.

**Mr-K** · 31 Dec 2009, 12:05 AM

My friend who just died had a falling out with his girlfriend a few months ago. I guess the strain was too much for her. In any case, I deleted her on facebook, because I felt like it was the only passive aggressive thing I could do. Then she was at the funeral and played a cello piece she had written that made me cry and you could tell that she really cared for the kid. I read an essay later that night to friends and she asked me to e-mail it to her, and now I have to re-add her and feel kind of like a dick.